Do farts make you happy or disgust you?

[darkwinterbeast8]

Farts are fun until you think it's gonna be a fart, but it comes out and messes your pants.

Sharts are funny your friends tell a story when they've done that (usually telling this story while drunk). Otherwise, they're not funny and they smell bad.

As for Farts, it really depends on the circumstances how funny they can be. If somebody is in a library and farts so loud that the librarian has to "Shhhh" them; that is funny.

[daxx1970]

I, for one, think Philip Seymour Hoffman should have won an Oscar for his stirring and compelling shart scene in Along Came Polly.


Witt, I think this thread is more of a silent but deadly kind of thing.

[Hogan2000]

Sharts are funny your friends tell a story when they've done that (usually telling this story while drunk). Otherwise, they're not funny and they smell bad.

As for Farts, it really depends on the circumstances how funny they can be. If somebody is in a library and farts so loud that the librarian has to "Shhhh" them; that is funny.

ha ha ha ha bruther. Library farts are fun. Especially when you fart in the theater. A silent but deadly one bruther is great for theaters.

[jibjqrkl]

what's a library?

[MagicMurderBag7]

Liberry.

[LiveHomeVideo]

I wouln't way they make me happy, but farts seem to calm me. Even other people's farts.

DON'T JUDGE ME!

[www1221]

what's a library?

Its a place where homeless people go to watch porn.

Also I lold at the thread. Good job, bruther!

[Runesmith]

This thread reeks of bias. What about poop?

[sillystou]

Farts are funny until they kill someone.

[dragoninforcer]

Did someone say library?