I'm old

[Cipher_Peon]

Happy Birthday!
*confetti*

[MagicMurderBag7]

*sweeps up confetti*
Yeah happy birthday.

[Lawdog1521]

*eats confetti*

[topdrawer]

What I hate is that at a younger age I could eat whatever I wanted and stay the same weight. I could literally be a pig.

Now I eat a Snickers bar and gain 30 pounds. (Which defies the laws of nature yet happens none the less)

i'm 32 and haven't lost my metabolism. i eat and sleep like a teenager.

[DerLindwurm]

*eats confetti*

And we all know what happens to the confetti next....

[Cipher_Peon]

*sweeps up confetti*
Yeah happy birthday.

I remember when it was my friend's birthday, I literally threw confetti at her in class the whole period. It was glorious.

[Lawdog1521]

And we all know what happens to the confetti next....

I'm doing my part to make the lawn more festive.

[Dangimarocker]

i'm 32 and haven't lost my metabolism. i eat and sleep like a teenager.

You are one lucky human being.

[MagicMurderBag7]

I remember when it was my friend's birthday, I literally threw confetti at her in class the whole period. It was glorious.

I'm sure the janitor enjoyed it.

[HeyRiles]

Yo dis birthday boi is totes an attentionsmith