So I've decided I need to start a hipster band.

[SinValor]

You know, what's the point of being 'hipster' anyway? I mean everything you do to be 'hipster' is bound to become mainstream anyway, in fact the trend of 'hipsters' is now meaningless, because thanks of popular internet culture, you yourselves and everyone have cherished the trend 'hipster' so much, you've now made it mainstream.

You might as well forget about the term 'hipsters' and use 'obscure fanatics' instead, even that term and/or trend will become popular or mainstream anyways.

[Dangimarocker]

singers that actually sing are way too mainstream. you need a mute singer.

No...
Singers that need autotune and pitch correction (most of todays) is too mainstream, get a REAL singer. :P