HMX is dangerous.

[horsepastriesa]

"Rigopulos" is Greek for SATANLOVER. If you spell it backwards, it's "Solupogir," which is Polish for CHILDPUNCHER. They've been planning something massive all along.

[TheHundredDollarHeadache]

Some of the things wrong with Rock Band 3 make sense now.

Talkies breaking? Nope, your mic just lost connection to the satellites.
The Pentatonic font? The letter glyphs are perfectly shaped to hide subliminal messages.
The clumsy animations? The characters are drugged up and receiving mild electrical shocks, and you might be next.

I hesitate to join in the resistance against Harmonix, though, because I do not know their intentions. They could be designing a future where John Drake dances on the burning corpses of non-dancers, but they could also be doing this to eradicate the unmusical opposition and ensure a Rock Band 4 that ushers in a new era of peace and music.

[daxx1970]

All I know is I'm hiding in this old refrigerator until everything blows over.


Viva la resistance!, or Viva la Hamronix...whoever wins.

[Cipher_Peon]

Some of the things wrong with Rock Band 3 make sense now.

Talkies breaking? Nope, your mic just lost connection to the satellites.
The Pentatonic font? The letter glyphs are perfectly shaped to hide subliminal messages.
The clumsy animations? The characters are drugged up and receiving mild electrical shocks, and you might be next.

I hesitate to join in the resistance against Harmonix, though, because I do not know their intentions. They could be designing a future where John Drake dances on the burning corpses of non-dancers, but they could also be doing this to eradicate the unmusical opposition and ensure a Rock Band 4 that ushers in a new era of peace and music.

Pentagonic font? What.

[GreatJedi7]

Great jorb, Aaron! Now how's about gettin' back to that landry?

Not bad, Coach. 2nd to last place.

[Hogan2000]

Then why does the pope like me so much bruther?

[GreatJedi7]

Then why does the pope like me so much bruther?

'Cause you're in cahoots with him.

[SinValor]

Holy ****, Harmonix doing some Combat? We better start a Revolution stat!

[dragoninforcer]

Not bad, Coach. 2nd to last place.

The Chort! That was amazing! It's gonna rocket straight to the bottom of the BET charts!

Oh, you're payment. How's about a nice slice of chinstrap pizza?

[Tykki-Teme]

In case we can't beat Harmonix and have to retreat, I'll start preparing our impenetrable hideout in Lapland. We'll be safe there, they'll never get through all the snow and reindeers!