Man Killed While Trying to Be Bigfoot

[Witticus]

I know I'm not Arnie, but my goodness is this stupidly awesome.

Man killed while trying to create Bigfoot sighting

You remember that part during Call of Duty 4 where you had to wear the Ghillie suits? Apparently some guy thought that full body camo was a great way to pretend to be the legendary beast and ended up getting hit by two cars.

I wonder when we'll be hearing about the next guy drowning from trying to be Nessie?

[daxx1970]

Or just maybe, maybe Bigfoot was killed and the government is covering it up.

Witt I never thought you were so naive and a shill for the New World Order and their propaganda campaigns. I guess next you'll be telling me Sasquatch isn't really in a coma in a secret Chinese facility after suffering a traumatic brain injury whilst snowboarding with the Dalai Llama, Shaun White, and Elvis.

Wake up man and stop drinking the Kool-Aid.

[Witticus]

Or just maybe, maybe Bigfoot was killed and the government is covering it up.

Witt I never thought you were so naive and a shill for the New World Order and their propaganda campaigns. I guess next you'll be telling me Sasquatch isn't really in a coma in a secret Chinese facility after suffering a traumatic brain injury whilst snowboarding with the Dalai Llama, Shaun White, and Elvis.

Wake up man and stop drinking the Kool-Aid.

Hmm... When you put it like that... Maybe I'm helping to cover it up.

[daxx1970]

I have found that if your run-on sentence is long enough, includes the word "secret", and ends with a short follow-up sentence about "Kool-Aid" you can make people believe just about anything.

[Lawdog1521]

I don't believe it was a government conspiracy but I do believe it was bigfoot wearing a ghillie suit. Bigfoot was all into that survivalist stuff.

[bigmf]

I'm pretty sure if I saw a Sasquatch, or a Yeti for that matter, I'd try to run that sum***** down too. You could make a fortune off of it and it would be easier than trying to take him in alive.

[Lawdog1521]

or a Yeti for that matter

Would you be driving in the Himalayas or would he be on vacation in Canada?

[bigmf]

I have a summer cabin in Nepal. Doesn't everyone?

[daxx1970]

Hmmm...big "m" f - "m" = big f translates to big foot. Also mentions summer cabin in Nepal for possible liaisons with the Abominable snowman, i.e., the Yeti. And so the plot thickens.

[Lawdog1521]

My guess is he's 1/8th bigfoot on his mothers side.