A Punny night of Blitz.

[Bulzeeb]

I was just texting my friend about Blitz and somehow I started something that could not be contained. The following conversation is real and full of puns, proceed with caution... (iPhone style format, I'm on the right)

You try out Blitz yet?

I only have 1080 Microsoft points...

Does being short on points make you wanna... Shout?

Or can you do without?

I feel like I'm dying on 2 legs...

So close yet so far away.

I'm be standing in one week

So you'll have it one of these days?

Well what doesn't kill me (makes me stronger)

Always true.

Someday I'll sing and raise my glass to the rock band blitz. In my pumped up kiks

At $15 for 25 songs, they practically give it away.

No. They charge $15 to the kids in the street.

Yeah those kids play in a band. They even have a Spoonman in their group.

They jungle boogie pretty well with Jessie's girl

Jessie doesn't like Rock Band. I just think she hasn't had a chance to shine.

She needs diamond eyes!

I will say though, on the dance floor she moves like Jagger.

She needs a little less sixteen candles though for her cult of personality.

What she NEEDS is a new plate in her skull. She keeps banging her head against the wall and I keep telling her it's bad for her metal health.

Her real problem is she's once bitten, twice shy.

Yeah, her ex was Nicholas Cage. You know, he was in that movie The Wicker Man.

(We actually did it.)

Proof we are young at heart.

[KEWB]

10/10

[BohemianMatt]

Winner. Your friend should get a download code.

[dinoman]

Cool story, but i think you missed one song in that conversation :P

EDIT: No, sorry, you didn't miss any songs. My bad