I take the cyanide tablet that I hid in my teeth for just such an occasion.
"Fortunately the forums ping my cell phone when there is an opportunity to discuss Witts junk."-DocSocaelicus
I've been drinking wine (sweet berry wine!) and thought the title of this thread was "What do you do if a large intestine enters your room"?
That changes the scenario considerably.
I do one of two things: bite it and suck its blood, or bite it and inject some venom or saliva, just so they can see what it feels like.
Lawdog - "That may be the dirtiest thing anyone has ever said on here."
Anyway I'm usually pretty lenient on spiders outside but for the last year we have had an influx of big funnel web spiders. Today I unfortunately had to get rid of a couple hanging out in my tool shed. Suckers were as big as the base of a wine glass. Debated it but they looked like mini-tarantulas and were hanging out by the light switch so they had to go.
I'm more interested in lawdog's answer to his question now.
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One my dogs LOVES to chase insects. I usually grab her and put her in the room the insect is in and point her at it. Then I just close the door and listen to the chaos inside.