I take the cyanide tablet that I hid in my teeth for just such an occasion.
"Fortunately the forums ping my cell phone when there is an opportunity to discuss Witts junk."-DocSocaelicus
I've been drinking wine (sweet berry wine!) and thought the title of this thread was "What do you do if a large intestine enters your room"?
That changes the scenario considerably.
I do one of two things: bite it and suck its blood, or bite it and inject some venom or saliva, just so they can see what it feels like.
Lawdog - "That may be the dirtiest thing anyone has ever said on here."
OK we agree on praying mantises but killing June bugs...REALLY? Japanese beetles I can see but June bugs?
Anyway I'm usually pretty lenient on spiders outside but for the last year we have had an influx of big funnel web spiders. Today I unfortunately had to get rid of a couple hanging out in my tool shed. Suckers were as big as the base of a wine glass. Debated it but they looked like mini-tarantulas and were hanging out by the light switch so they had to go.
I'm more interested in lawdog's answer to his question now.
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One my dogs LOVES to chase insects. I usually grab her and put her in the room the insect is in and point her at it. Then I just close the door and listen to the chaos inside.
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