Cast your vote for forum president, NOW

[BachiG]

A brief summary of their positions on the critical issues below in debate format:

If I were elected president of these forums. I promise a truncated icosahedrachicken in every pot. Not one of those sissy hexachickens.

I will publish my position manifesto if elected. Then all you boys can have confidence in yourselves until you realize most of them require dislocated vertebra.

If you elect me as president I promise a gun with one bullet to all my constituents. These are freedom guns and they guarantee amnesty once. Aim wisely.

I like this voucher system. You get health care and if you use it three times you get free fries with it.

In the Witticus system you get strikes!

Witticus what is you stance on ponies? this might sway my vote

Grandma Lorraine, don't take this personally, but go **** yourself.


(I get mean on white wine)

<The Lawdog Campaign is scrambling to recover from what was thought to be a turned off microphone>

Ponies are our friends, but not with benefits. You may ride them on top but never behind, and especially never underneath.

do i care about anything you say?
no i don't thanks so please stay away from this thread please :/


also, my stance on pizza: i'll allow it

Yes with my 3 strike healthcare policy, you are only allowed to be treated for the same disease 3 times before being declined services. Keeps health care costs low and repeat offenders out of the system.

This message sponsored by Witticus Funeral Services.
You got a stiff one, we'll bury it deep.

I have deer coming up and taking apples from my tree. Nature loves me.

Witticus will dump radio active waste on baby seals.

Vote Lawdog.

I promise free air for everyone!

Seriously, how are we supposed to protect them without giving them super powers!? I can't be there every second to snipe every Canadian with a club I see! The rest is up to them.

Vote Witticus vote faster evolution!

I will double the salt and triple the vinegar.

Vote Lawdog.

new plan, Vote for me and i won't do anything.

i'm lazy, you guys are lazy. so why would we want to do anything?!

In a recent article it was revealed that Jibs finds Hitler "kind of cute"

Vote Lawdog.

I have to tax your 3% of each break you take bruther. Now aren't I given you a good deal dude?

Okay fine you win. Xzibit doesn't stand a chance.


Also, vote DI. DI do or die.

I prefer Sour Cream & Onion.

Witticus posted this from his klan meeting.

Vote Lawdog.

Jheri curl nuff said

he has his moments >_>

Remember everyone I was the one that found the flaw in the image system on the site and got Clapton banned.

Vote Witticus I'll get us all banned!

True bruther but Lawdog secretly likes cats dude. Vot JIBS!!!! 2013

Lawdog eats his own feces and smells the rear ends of fellow canines.

Vote DI.

Me liking cats is a viscous lie perpetrated by my opponents.

Ok DI the people must know... your views on Spontaneous Combustion?

Lawdog has communist allegiance.

Edit: Crap wrong photo, don't look don't look!!!

bruthers bruthers bruthers.

It's not what the country can do for you bruther. It's what you can do for your country.

VOTE HOGAN 2000

DragonInforcer has never enforced a dragon. In fact, he's dragon optional.

Vote Lawdog.

Well, I believe that Sponta--*explodes*



My fellow WAYDRN's....the accusations against me are true. I have not enforced a dragon. I am sorry. But the fact you would point that out is just despicable.

Witticus collects buttons.

Vote Lawdog.

Lawdog has never even once enforced any laws on dogs, not even the leash law. Don't be his b**** too.

Vote Witticus and restrain thy b****es.

I'm from Colorado and I deem it necessary.

A vote for Witticus is a vote for Colorado, haven't they suffered enough. Vote Witticus and all his victims can rest happy!

I before E, except after C, or when there's an "aye", like neighbor or weigh.

Vote DI.

*moonwalks*


yeah



beat that

I voting for DOC!!!!!!!! bruther. He has leadership dude. He knows how to talk in circles dude and most of all, he smells like Tuna bruther.

Vote DOC

No, Beat It. You can't even get the lyrics right.

Vote DI.

If elected, I will provide chocolate cake for everyone on earth. Martians will need to fend for themselves.

If elected I will close all schools. Anything worth learning can be learned by TV or porn sites.


Vote Lawdog.

Looks like Hogan is out of the race and has lead his support to Doc. Doc treats this forum like I treat my children, he's never around.

Vote Witticus if you want guidance with much more reckless abandon!!!

Dale Earnhardt Jr. for president!!!

lol jk

Sure, if you want to turn left for the next four years.

Vote Lawdog, he's Formula 1. Because in life the road goes all over the place.

oh if we are adding random non-forum members...

my vote goes to Twilight Sparkle

Vote for me bruther and recieve one free watermelon dude.

Witticus gets the bill bruther. Sorry dude. Someone has to pay for it bruther.

a sparkly guy from twilight isn't the same



also, vote for me and get a free cookie!
only 3 cookies available, i will probably have already eaten them before the votes are counted

I don't think I would actually vote for Dale Jr. Danica Patrick would be much better. Cann you imagine the speeches?

"The debt was never quite where I wanted it but we really learned a lot today."

nah, i got chewbacca for that.

Zombie Hitler would be in charge of everything relating to the number 9

Lawdog is a drunken reprobate.


Vote Lawdog.

I've narrowed down my short list of vice presidential candidates and I'd like to know if these will sway your votes to me hot and hard.

First up he's been that lovable void in your life since you were born, give it up for ghetto spongebob!!!

My second fellow I'd like you to meet was declined for the my little pony tv series, but he refuses to be declined by love. Brown Sparkle

If you think I'm racist, then you haven't met my other pick. Afro Wizard

Voting Witticus keeps one of these off the street. If not, they're all coming for you.

If you vote for me, then you don't vote for any of the other guys!

win/win!

Jibs join my platform and we can rule the world!!! You popped me this morning, you owe me!!!

My running mate will pound the snot out of you if you don't vote for me.

Vote Lawdog.

1 of those moments

and i am always drunk and pretty!

and i'm holding an axe!

what could go wrong!
*randomly starts swinging axe around*

What's your policy on pretending to throw the ball?

My running mate will throw you.

You haven't even met my diplomat.

heres my vice president. I'm not asking you to vote for me, with Chuck, I win by default.

You sir, are anti-gorilla. My running mate knows where you live and will be there shortly.

Wouldn't you be Chuck's running mate? Chuck is second to no one.

I got the old spice guy as my running mate

I have Prince on my side

I'd vote for jibs/Hitler well before you.

In preparation for the event I have already created my own currency. These were normally prizes to my child fighters, but with a whole country soon, they might have a much more forced mass appeal.

good enough for me!
here, have a free toy!

Witticus's money frightens old people, like Grandma Lorriane.

Vote Lawdog.

My currency will be Monopoly money.

If elected Lawdog would prevent both Ryan Reynolds and Bradley Cooper from being leading men ever agin in films.

My currency will be making sweet love!


unless you're ugly, then you need diamonds >_>

[jibjqrkl]

I will force the mods to make hints for the DLC again if i win!

vote Jibj****lgas!

[Witticus]

I will post regular shirtless pictures.

[dog037]

I will force the mods to make hints for the DLC again if i win!

vote Jibj****lgas!

Why did I read that as "Vote Jibs *****s!"

[SuperTigerMario]

I feel that my hands are tied.


Literally jibs won't let me go until I vote for her.

[Lawdog1521]

A vote for Lawdog will limit the size of post to being smaller than the Empire State building.

[jibjqrkl]

thanks for almost spelling my name right in the poll Bach!

also, i found out zombie hitler was mean to unicorns, so i will no longer think he's cool

[BachiG]

thanks for almost spelling my name right in the poll Bach!

Oops!!! The ballots will have hanging chads!!! Might require a recount!!!

[jibjqrkl]

i think you need to add 100 votes to mine now. people want to vote for me but can't find me on the list!

[Lawdog1521]

Jibs has already linked herself to zombie
Hitler.

Lawdog does not endorse zombies, but if he did it would be zombie Ghandi.

Vote Lawdog.