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    Important Job Opening

    From: Burgomaster Lawdog

    We are now accepting applications for a Large Angry Mob. Said LAM is for the immediate capture/killing of a large monster/monsters of unknown origin located around the vicinity of Frankenstein's castle.

    Applicants must be at least 18 years of age. A high school diploma or GED equivalent is preferred but not required. Must be willing to work nights and weekends. Must be willing to work in dangerous conditions like burning castles. Must provide own torch and/or pitchfork. Medical and dental included.

    Interested applicants should leave their name and resume within this thread by October 31st.

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    This Many Days Since Last Ban:
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    Yo.

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    Road Warrior
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    what is the pay rate?
    More Ayreon!

    "Fire has other worldly powers" -Lawdog1521

    http://www.last.fm/user/firedoom666

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    Damn. I don't have a pitchfork.
    TurnTable.FM/Rock_Band_Forums2


    Tubbs has a new home

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    Quote Originally Posted by firedoom666 View Post
    what is the pay rate?
    Starting is minimum wage but pay increases based on your ability to scream and point are available.

    Quote Originally Posted by MagicMurderBag7 View Post
    Damn. I don't have a pitchfork.
    Going bare handed against the monster is allowed... but highly discouraged.

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    Road Warrior
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lawdog1521 View Post
    Starting is minimum wage but pay increases based on your ability to scream and point are available.
    ohh sign me up!
    More Ayreon!

    "Fire has other worldly powers" -Lawdog1521

    http://www.last.fm/user/firedoom666

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    I'm experienced in fighting off monsters.
    ....dropped my sticks


    Rb, 1,2,3 . Lego , AcDc, GD, Metal Pak, Classic Pak, RB Pak Vol 2 Country 1 and 2. TB RB, and a lot of DLC.

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    Eventually Perceptive
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    I trip all the time, is that going to be a problem?
    my love is like a candle, if you forget me, i will burn your damn house down.

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    Rawwwwwwr!
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    I'm in. I have a pitchfork...do tiki torches count?
    Lawdog1521 - I'll go with two. Why? Anytime you have a dead clown you come out ahead.

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    Tiny Hulk Smash!
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    I'm in, but I'm only bringing my zippo lighter and a salad fork.
    "You are cool, bigmf." - TheStuddz


 

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