Summery report of occupational fatalities for LAM compiled by OSHA. The following statistics were compiled from the first quarter of 2012:
36 fatalities due to being thrown from high places
23 fatalities due to being snapped in half by monster
21 fatalities due to being strangled by monster
16 fatalities from being eaten by monster
10 fatalities from accidental torch/pitchfork injuries
6 fatalities due to spoiled egg salad sandwich
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10-25-2012 01:46 PM #11Squirrel Chasing Expert
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10-25-2012 02:27 PM #12110% Awesome
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I have access to a holocaust cloak and a wheelbarrow, can I join? I also own a pitchfork and a catchfork that I would be willing to bring. Last week a R.O.U.S. stole my best torch so I'm waiting on an eBay auction to end to see if I can replace it at a reasonable cost.
If I cannot join due to my advanced age or the fact I made those egg salad sandwiches I totally understand. Either way have fun storming the castle.Last edited by daxx1970; 10-25-2012 at 02:33 PM.
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10-25-2012 02:42 PM #13Squirrel Chasing Expert
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You can come along but I don't know how the rest of the group will react to a nazi sympathizer.
Originally Posted by daxx1970
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10-25-2012 02:43 PM #14Inconceivable...
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I can't afford purchasing multiple eating utensiles right now, but I do have a spork, with some semi-sharp (if just a bit stubby) tines.
Also, I have poor night vision which will probably help you meet the minimum staffing requirements under the Large Angry Mob with Disabilities Act (L.A.M.D.A.) if this is a publicly funded organization.Lawdog - "That may be the dirtiest thing anyone has ever said on here."
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10-25-2012 02:44 PM #15Squirrel Chasing Expert
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Okay, but don't come crying to me if the monster eats your seeing eye dog. Originally Posted by BachiG
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10-25-2012 03:08 PM #16Not Active Enough
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Will food be provided or will we need to bring our own?
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10-25-2012 03:16 PM #17Squirrel Chasing Expert
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Egg salad sandwiches are available.
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10-25-2012 03:19 PM #18Inconceivable...
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Oh good! My spork will work perfect with those!
Lawdog - "That may be the dirtiest thing anyone has ever said on here."
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10-25-2012 03:27 PM #19Rawwwwwwr!
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Egg salad makes me fart. Am I still OK to join?
Lawdog1521 - I'll go with two. Why? Anytime you have a dead clown you come out ahead.
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10-25-2012 03:31 PM #20Squirrel Chasing Expert
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It's mostly an outdoor work environment so it should be okay.
(Then again, I'm not sure how much gas a dinosaur can put out so...)
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