I know this has happened to everyone bruther. You're in your car across town bruther. Suddenly you have the urge to take dump dude. You try to wait till you get home bruther because that's where the throne room dude. The closer you get to the tolit bruther the worse the pressure builds up dude. You know you have 10 minutes until you get home bruther and all you can picture is sitting on the tolit bruther. You catch every stupid redlight on the way home dude.. When you do go bruther you get behind the slowest person ever to get behind the wheel bruther. Yet all you can think about is getting to that tolit bruther. The tolit is making your mind go crazy bruther. It's insane bruther. Tolits are evil bruther. Then when you finally get to the house bruther you're getting out of the car dude. You put to much pressure in the wrong area bruther and WHAM!!! All over your underwear bruther. Yet all you can think about is that tolit bruther.
I'm going insane bruther.