Hulk Hogan opens a restaurant

[SheSaidSheSaid]

His description of the restaurant: "It's going to be Jimmy Buffet's [Margaritaville] times 10; Hooters times 10."
Hogan said he didn't want to "cheese up" the restaurant.
This restaurant will, however, contain a mechanical shark ride.

[Munnchy]

"Mechanical shark ride"

I'm in

[GandWuser]

Didn't he have that pasta restaurant?

[Dangimarocker]

In times like these i wish Hogan was here to give us his profound Declaration of Brutherhood.

[SheSaidSheSaid]

Oh I'm pretty sure he'll be by before too much longer.

(Come on, that's the whole reason I posted this)

[Witticus]

His description of the restaurant: "It's going to be Jimmy Buffet's [Margaritaville] times 10; Hooters times 10."

Drunk waitresses for everyone!

[Hogan2000]

Well bruther. I decided a long time ago in the middle of my divorce dude, what could I do to make all my money back bruther.

I don't want to cheese it up bruther, meaning I don't want it to be a pasta restaurant dude.

Yes bruther It will have shark rides bruther. If you're not down with that I'll do a leg drop on your so hard that it will knock you back into next week bruther.

AHHH Yes bruthers, dudes and pals. Come down to my restaurant even though I don't have a name yet dude.

I shall call it Mini me dude.