The Forum Talk Show Hosted by Witticus

[Munnchy]

Don't worry, I brought it myself.

*SWAT enters*

Hmmm.. Is there any reason in particular your pretending to hold a gun?.... and removed your pants?

I stand by what I've previously said. "Archibald" is clearly a danger to himself

[Witticus]

Maybe the having the police as the only members in attendance was a bad idea. First we lose or guests and then we lose our audience. This is the worst first show ever...

[LiveHomeVideo]

PEW PEW PEW Everyone's dead! Hahahahahahahaha...

Wait, where'd everyone go?

[Dadasaurus Rex]

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[Munnchy]

Maybe the having the police as the only members in attendance was a bad idea. First we lose or guests and then we lose our audience. This is the worst first show ever...

It's not your fault, sir. Just, in future shows, don't invite guests on the show that have severe mental health issues. It may make for good ratings, but your entire audience will end up dead.

Now if you'll excuse me, my people need me!

*Climbs onto roof of studio and attempts to fly, only to fall to his death*

[Lawdog1521]

This is sort of like radio WAYDRN except I'm not drunk and there are guest.

[LiveHomeVideo]

And I'm the one with mental problems. A man just killed himself!

Now I'm going to go back to Unicorn Land and free the Star Knights from the evil clutches of Ass.

*Dies*

[jibjqrkl]

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[Lawdog1521]

<Sits in "Dog Pound">

<Pumps fist>

Woo! Woo! Woo!







(Only us old people will get that)

[Munnchy]

-ANONYMOUS POSTER-

And on to our second song of the night. I'm pretty sure there's a gas leak in here somewhere...