*man walks in initially to applause, which immediately ceases due to the fact that no one knows who he is, or what he's doing there*
*the crowd remains silent, save for one member who yells back an obscenity*
While it seems that a good portion of the guests scheduled for tonight's show have either gone insane, or died, I, Dr. Love, PhD (yes, that is indeed a real doctorate), am here to offer some good old fashioned relationship advice to everyone here tonight!
So, tell me, who here is having a problem wooing the person of their dreams?
*the crowd sarcastically cheers*