The Forum Talk Show Hosted by Witticus

[Dadasaurus Rex]

So it all started when you were born. Hmmm. Interesting.

Go deeper. I want to get to know more about your upbringing. Your family.

Let's just say that the minute that lady (whom I suppose is my birth mother) wrapped my arms
up against my body in that tiny little blanket and deposited me in the darkness of the child chamber I knew something was just not gonna be right.

[horsepastriesa]

*applause*

[dragoninforcer]

Sir. Is there anything in my contract that states I can have griswold tied down to my couch?

I'm safe, as all psychologists aren't human, but I fear for the safety of everyone else on the show today.

*starts shaking* Hey, crazy idea, how 'bout instead we refer to... that word as "brain doctor guy".

[horsepastriesa]

*laughter, followed by applause*

[Munnchy]

Let's just say that the minute that lady (whom I suppose is my birth mother) wrapped my arms
up against my body in that tiny little blanket and deposited me in the darkness of the child chamber I knew something was just not gonna be right.

Darkness? Hmmm, afraid of the dark perhaps? Do you only hunt in the day?

*starts shaking* Hey, crazy idea, how 'bout instead we refer to... that word as "brain doctor guy".

Sorry. Contractually binded to only care for griswolds lust for male wall hangings. No exceptions.

[Witticus]

*starts shaking* Hey, crazy idea, how 'bout instead we refer to... that word as "brain doctor guy".

You seem nervous about this predicament, let my offer my humble apologies Mr. Goodwell, please please not on the carpet.

Let me take the time to let you know that we are sponsored by Jussipussi. Mmmm.... Just like mama used to make.

[Dadasaurus Rex]

Exactly what I thought. Timer just started.

That beeping, that infernal beeping. What the hell is that. *Fires shot at the clock*
Oh yes, my watch, the timer. VALHALLA I am coming! *Aims at Goodwell*

[horsepastriesa]

*Arsenio Hall Show hooting thing*

[Dadasaurus Rex]

Darkness? Hmmm, afraid of the dark perhaps? Do you only hunt in the day?

Fear is for the those that aren't ready to meet their maker. Darkness is my friend, I move freely in the dark without all the prying eyes.

[Witticus]

That beeping, that infernal beeping. What the hell is that. *Fires shot at the clock*
Oh yes, my watch, the timer. VALHALLA I am coming! *Aims at Goodwell*

On that note, its time to bring out our first music guest for the night.

This is of Montreal - Obviousatonicnuncio...