The Forum Talk Show Hosted by Witticus

[horsepastriesa]

oh no he didn't!

[LiveHomeVideo]

Well I guess arriving late is better than not arriving at all. Of coarse, that's what I said on my way to the battleground before finding the battle had already concluded with everybody dead.

Archibald Vagrant, by the way. Got my ass here to see this what this forum talk show thing is about.

[Munnchy]

Fear is for the those that aren't ready to meet their maker. Darkness is my friend, I move freely in the dark without all the prying eyes.

So you're ready to die? I'm sensing a deep depression caused by something in your childhood. Are you asking for sweet salvation from a terrible life?

You must be feeling so low. How about some Jussipussi? It's sponsored, so you know it's evil.

[Dadasaurus Rex]

*Swat team swarms the stage disarming Griswold and cuffing him*
You guys have not seen the last of me. Oh no, not by any means.
Just remember - We're not so different you and I. We will meet again,
*voice trails as he is being dragged away* "We will meet again! Bank on it"

[Munnchy]

Oh... Well what purpose do I have now. My soul purpose was to find out the root cause of Griswalds problems and I failed him. I'm a terrible psychologist! LIFE ISN'T WORTH LIVING!!

*Pulls out gun and holds to head*

[LiveHomeVideo]

You guys are pathetic. You all have have no sense of dignity. Back in my day, son, talk shows had real hardcore violence. Observe. *Attempts to snap an audience member's neck, only to realize it's a doll. Puts it down slowly*

[Witticus]

Well I guess arriving late is better than not arriving at all. Of coarse, that's what I said on my way to the battleground before finding the battle had already concluded with everybody dead.

Archibald Vagrant, by the way. Got my ass here to see this what this forum talk show thing is about.

You're not late, these go on all day long... I didn't read that part of my contract when I signed it, but probably would have had to sign it anyway due to the blackmail.

Welcome Mr. Vagrant. It says here that you survived the dreaded hot maple syrup torture for 3 years and are said to be one of the toughest individuals ever to have lived. You lead the Canadian's from their Canada holes on a wild goose chase that lead to defeating half of their army and still made it time for dinner!?

Did any of these events scare you?

[Munnchy]

You guys are pathetic. You all have have no sense of dignity. Back in my day, son, talk shows had real hardcore violence. Observe. *Attempts to snap an audience member's neck, only to realize it's a doll. Puts it down slowly*

*Sniff* Well.. It appears you have some problems... Care to talk about them? Take a seat on the couch

[LiveHomeVideo]

You're not late, these go on all day long... I didn't read that part of my contract when I signed it, but probably would have had to sign it anyway due to the blackmail.

Welcome Mr. Vagrant. It says here that you survived the dreaded hot maple syrup torture for 3 years and are said to be one of the toughest individuals ever to have lived. You lead the Canadian's from their Canada holes on a wild goose chase that lead to defeating half of their army and still made it time for dinner!?

Did any of these events scare you?

No. You wanna know what scares me? Canada's been reduced to being recognized for it's maple syrup and teenage pop singers.

We need the old Canada back. We could have kicked everyone's ass. I once killed a man with nothing but a wooden spoon and a toothpick. Needless to say, it was a piece of cake.

[LiveHomeVideo]

*Sniff* Well.. It appears you have some problems... Care to talk about them? Take a seat on the couch

Talking is for politicians. I'm here to kick ass. And promote the Toronto Maples Leafs. Those guys kick ass at hockey, the manliest sport since shin kicking and live bomb defusing.