*man walks in initially to applause, which immediately ceases due to the fact that no one knows who he is, or what he's doing there*
Hey guys!
*the crowd remains silent, save for one member who yells back an obscenity*
While it seems that a good portion of the guests scheduled for tonight's show have either gone insane, or died, I, Dr. Love, PhD (yes, that is indeed a real doctorate), am here to offer some good old fashioned relationship advice to everyone here tonight!
So, tell me, who here is having a problem wooing the person of their dreams?
*the crowd sarcastically cheers*
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12-07-2012 07:12 PM #61Rising Star
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Witticus: If your husband takes you to Gay Days at Disney and starts making out with Goofy and Pluto, you might have a problem.
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12-07-2012 07:16 PM #62Trying too hard
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Yes, sir, whenever I try to get my wife anything, she tells me she doesn't want anything. I want to get her something special for Christmas, but I don't know how to tap into what she wants most. Any advice on this?Addicted to bad movies since 2008
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12-07-2012 07:17 PM #63Road Warrior
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*Stands up* I second this!
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12-07-2012 07:20 PM #64Rising Star
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You know, I think that's a question that everyone here can relate to. When women say that they don't want anything, it's simply because what they want might not have hit shelves yet. In that case, I recommend getting here a copy of my new memoir, Love Hurts: The Doctor Love Story, releasing next Tuesday!
Witticus: If your husband takes you to Gay Days at Disney and starts making out with Goofy and Pluto, you might have a problem.
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12-07-2012 07:23 PM #65Trying too hard
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Thank you Doctor, but why is it called "Love Hurts?" I would think I'd want to give her something that would make my love for her seem at least pleasant.
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12-07-2012 07:27 PM #66Rising Star
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Well, one night, when I finished the final pages of the book, this totally awesome power ballad came on the radio, and it was this band called Nazareth, and the song was Love Hurts, and I thought to myself "Woah! My last name is Love! That's a totally AWESOME name for my memoir!". The book is actually very happy, and your wife will love you even more after reading it!
Witticus: If your husband takes you to Gay Days at Disney and starts making out with Goofy and Pluto, you might have a problem.
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12-07-2012 07:29 PM #67Trying too hard
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Okay, I'll make sure to pick it up. Though I do remember one conversation ending with her yelling "IF YOU EVER GET ME A BOOK FOR CHRISTMAS I WILL DIVORCE YOU."
But I guess that was her idea of a joke. Thanks, Doctor.Addicted to bad movies since 2008
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12-07-2012 07:31 PM #68Road Warrior
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Dr. Love!!! I need you help!!!
To cut a long story short, whenever me and my wife make love, I keep seeing my dead fathers face, telling me to get a job. What's going on!!!!
It's ruining my marriage! Help me!SillyStou: What will happen to this place when Rock Band ceases to exist?
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12-07-2012 07:31 PM #69Rising Star
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The answer is simple, get a job!
Witticus: If your husband takes you to Gay Days at Disney and starts making out with Goofy and Pluto, you might have a problem.
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12-07-2012 07:33 PM #70Road Warrior
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Oh sure. take his side! You sound just like my father! Originally Posted by OsagaRockHero
SillyStou: What will happen to this place when Rock Band ceases to exist?
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Munnchy: Only Flashier, with impeccable dance moves.
RockBandRocker: With more glitter and glam. We will survive
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