"Mechanical shark ride"
SillyStou: What will happen to this place when Rock Band ceases to exist?
RockBandRocker: We will all migrate to the Dance Central forums. It will be like Moses leading the Israelites out of Egypt.
Munnchy: Only Flashier, with impeccable dance moves.
RockBandRocker: With more glitter and glam. We will survive
Didn't he have that pasta restaurant?
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In times like these i wish Hogan was here to give us his profound Declaration of Brutherhood.
The Cure 
My Chem. 
Oh I'm pretty sure he'll be by before too much longer.
(Come on, that's the whole reason I posted this)
His description of the restaurant: "It's going to be Jimmy Buffet's [Margaritaville] times 10; Hooters times 10."
Drunk waitresses for everyone!
"Fortunately the forums ping my cell phone when there is an opportunity to discuss Witts junk."-DocSocaelicus
Well bruther. I decided a long time ago in the middle of my divorce dude, what could I do to make all my money back bruther.
I don't want to cheese it up bruther, meaning I don't want it to be a pasta restaurant dude.
Yes bruther It will have shark rides bruther. If you're not down with that I'll do a leg drop on your so hard that it will knock you back into next week bruther.
AHHH Yes bruthers, dudes and pals. Come down to my restaurant even though I don't have a name yet dude.
I shall call it Mini me dude.