What Are You Doing RIGHT NOW? Part ELEVEN: Through the Wormhole...

[MagicMurderBag7]

Well the velveeta one doesn't really make sense without the velvet one.

[SuperTigerMario]

Yeah but... well whatever.

The point is that I'm smooth like Santana.

[MagicMurderBag7]

lol America is terrible.

While researching cheeses to make a joke I came across a Wiki article that lists all the kinds of cheeses by country of origin. The American list is just terrible.

United States Main article: List of Americancheeses

American
Bergenost
Colby-Jack
Cream cheese
Easy cheese
Maytag Blue
Monterey Jack
Pepperjack
String cheese

Really? Easy cheese?

[SuperTigerMario]

Cream cheese and string cheese are great though.

[MagicMurderBag7]

Isn't string cheese just mozzarella in the form of a stick? That's what I always thought it was.

In the United States, string cheese generally refers to snack-sized servings of low-moisture mozzarella.

Wiki says yes.

[SuperTigerMario]

Yeah I think that's basically what it is. I despise the people who don't pull it apart though.

[MagicMurderBag7]

Yeah I think that's basically what it is. I despise the people who don't pull it apart though.

I always just bite right into it.

[SuperTigerMario]

But you're destroying the entire point of STRING cheese!

Gah!!

[MagicMurderBag7]

But it's so good that I need it in my mouth as fast as I can!

[SuperTigerMario]

You better watch it with those dick jokes. I'm gonna call Aly in here.