I know you! He's the guy I was telling you about! Jimmy's brother, the singer. He's the guy with the beautiful voice. Sing for us! My brother came here all the way from Scottsdale Arizona to be here tonight and you're not going to sing for him? You sing, an you sing good. You want a line of cocaine? Yeah! Wahhh Wahhhh!
Now that I've got the inhibition juice in me, I have to say it. Who the **** finds Urkle funny? Who are you people?
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I have this crazy theory that half the time Lawdog says he's drunk, he's not. But half the time he claims sobriety, he's wasted... Which would equal about the same... Ok dumb theory.
I paint, in first person, really fast! http://youtu.be/-CKIWln3gog
There is no Rock Band Mafia.
I think it stems from the fact that some of the crazier things I've said, I have said sober. Like wanting to ride in a wagon pulled by Sarah Jessica Parker and Tori Spelling while I feed them oats.
Really, my intoxication level has no baring on my wierdness.
Also, if I was going to make out with a human/dog hybrid, I'd want it to be Zooey Dashhound.
I've sung Tragedy by the Bee Gee over 20 times and just now noticed HMX spelled it, "hard to bear" instead of "hard to bare"
Also, I'm putting my foot down. Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK. Deal with it *****es.
The Loch Ness monster. It's as stick with maybe a tire stuck to it. Deal with it.
Bigfoot is probably just Ted Nugent. Deal with it.
Aliens are real but live to damn far away to get here. Like, North Dakota far way. Deal with it.
Chupacabre is a hairless dog. Someone get it a topee and deal with it.
Only two ghost are real. Bill cosby in Ghost Dad and Patrick Swazy in Ghost. The first one nobody wants to see and the second one is dreamy. Deal with it.
Gnomes are real. Deal with it.
Mothman isn't real, however potato bug man is. He doesn't predict traumatic events though, he just eats the good stuff in your garden. Deal with it.
Elvis is alive but doesn't sing anymore. He bags groceries in Duluth. Deal with it.
Backwards time travel is impossible. Forwards time travel is possible, however 20,000 years from now you'll be the really dumb guy so it's not worth it. Deal with it.
You can not predict the future. Unless you predicted this. But you didn't post it, o it doesn't count. So we don't believe you. Deal with it.
The government was right in E.T., he was a threat. He should have been quarantined and Ellitot should have been as well. Deal with it.
Alligators in the sewers. Deal with it.
You can not start a fire with your mind. You can turn on a heater with your fingers. Sometimes you can also turn on someone else with your fingers. Deal with it.
The Jews do not run a New World Order. They do have good deli's. Deal with it.
Dinosaurs and man did not coexist. Except Godzilla. But I'm not sure he's a dinosaur. Deal with it.
Werewolves. There wolves. Deal with it.
9/11 wasn't a conspiracy. One Direction is. Deal with it.
There is no treasure at the bottom of Oak Island. There is a Starbucks though. Deal with it.
Europe is a lie. Lex lives somewhere in New Jersey. Deal with it.
Meteorites aren't dangerous. Meterowrongs are. Deal with it.
Canada got rid of the penny because it's a faciast regime intent on dominating global syrup supplies. Deal with it.
Howie Mandell did Let's Make a Deal because he like to deal. Deal with it.
The Amityville Horror wasn't real, James Broilen just hid in Goeorge Lutz's closet and scared him a lot. Deal with it.
That last one was weak but funny to me. Deal with it.
This whole Thin Man thing is just silly and today's kids need real monsters like the blob and Jason Vorheees. Deal with it.
Music peaked in 1984. Deal with it.
Atlantis does not exsist. Nor does Fresno, Austin, or Manchester. Deal with it.
We landed on the moon. However, the moon is in Nevada and must be inflated with helium nightly. Deal with it.
The crew of the Mary Celeste went on to make cheap, microwavable pizza. Deal with it.
Roswell was just a midget on a unicycle. Deal with it.
Witt once discovered a hidden code in the dead sea scrolls however the vatican has covered it up. That code is Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right B, A, start. Deal with it.
Don Knotts once guest starred on Scooby Doo. Deal with it.
I'm going to get drunk food. Deal with it.
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I broke the site. Deal with it.
SillyStou: What will happen to this place when Rock Band ceases to exist?
RockBandRocker: We will all migrate to the Dance Central forums. It will be like Moses leading the Israelites out of Egypt.
Munnchy: Only Flashier, with impeccable dance moves.
RockBandRocker: With more glitter and glam. We will survive
Sorry, Munchy. gutairs shouldn't break. And we shouldn't deal with it.
Pete Townshend is proud.
Certified Threadkillerô in Space
In your Europe. Simulating your trucks.
Space is so big it's at least three or four miles in diameter. Deal with it.