Wow... 4 freakin' years and I never noticed...
A buddy of mine posted this on Facebook and I thought it was funny enough to share:
I was bitten by a wasp. Or is it a yellow-jacket? A hornet? Anyway, it was yellow and black and it got me. It made me mad, not because it was that painful, but because this tiny, insolent creature had the audacity to attack me without provocation. I am a peaceful man, slow to anger, quick to forgive. But this bastard bug was hiding in a bush and popped up out of nowhere and zapped me. If it wasnt raining id be spraying toxic pesticide on everything with 6 legs. But it is raining..... Well played wasp.....well played.... I'll see you soon.