What Are You Doing RIGHT NOW? Part ELEVEN: Through the Wormhole...

[Lawdog1521]

That's not insulation, it's cotton candy!

[BachiG]

Just keep yer eyes closed and you should be fine.

[Lawdog1521]

Establish what the critter is by examining its scat.

[Lawdog1521]

If it can say, "Skittly bop bop bop bam boo!"

It's a mouse that's good at scat.

[BachiG]

I'm pretty sure it's a squirrel. What do you charge to make a trip to Texas to professionally chase it?

[killer_roach]

Reading an article in the Financial Times about my employer... pretty much sums it up, although obviously the reporter got most of their info from disgruntled former employees (then again, they're the loudest about how they're doing).

[Lawdog1521]

I come highly recommended. Here's my last job.

[SheSaidSheSaid]

The Jane's Addiction album is pissing me off. Every song feels like it's about four minutes longer than it ought to be.

[BachiG]

I come highly recommended. Here's my last job.

Consider yourself hired. Let me know when you'll be here.

[MagicMurderBag7]

It took me about 15. You're slow.

Took me about an hour to fill out the whole thing. First application I've filled out that required me to take a standardized test first.