So seeing me interact with Hogan is surreal, as in I've somehow made an impact on you to the point where this is the same level of disbelief as a Paul McCartney fronted Nirvana, but I've never been special enough to warrant a special name. I'll forever be washed up, banging against the murky shores of disbelief as burnout seemed like ages ago.
I think i just found the next William Shakesphere bruther