Well if you were metaphorically a celebrity, you'd be Jay Leno, predictable and irrelevant.
Witticus realized having made 2 Jay Leno jokes that he was now growing a massive chin. "So this is how it happens," he said to himself as gray hair popped out of his head like DNA evidence on Monica Lewinski's dress. He went on to host the tonight show where bored old people, or people who had to be rushed to the hospital accidentally left their televisions on giving him ratings to last an eternity.


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