What Are You Doing RIGHT NOW? Part ELEVEN: Through the Wormhole...

[bigmf]

I hate GSN's. Grocery Store Nemesis. It's always some random dude. You go to grab some bread, they're in the way. Go to grab some turkey, they're in the way. You go to grab frozen peas, they're in the way. Even when you go to check out, they end up in front of you. Sometimes, you can be backing out of the parking lot and the same dude will drive by, making you stop.

They're the **** blockers of the grocery store.

They're the ones who watch very closely as everything in rung into the till. Then, when everything is bagged and totaled, that is when they'll finally dig through their purse for some form of payment. As though they were taken by surprise that they have to pay.

[pizzzapizza]

ABOUT GSN

I used to played with the gsn live gameshow competition and about half the time I was really good and half the time I was okay or not that great (and this was on the computer)

[Lawdog1521]

They're the ones who watch very closely as everything in rung into the till. Then, when everything is bagged and totaled, that is when they'll finally dig through their purse for some form of payment. As though they were taken by surprise that they have to pay.

They're also the ones who will ask at the checkout (till for you foreigners) where some item is that they should have got earlier. I know you know where the sour cream is lady, you walked right past it! And of course the checker will have to send someone to go get some.

Don't mind us, we'll wait.

[Lawdog1521]

Also, don't eyeball my stuff when I put it on the belt. I'm not comfortable with a stranger knowing what fabric softener I use.

[bigmf]

That's when you say loudly, "Oh you dropped your adult diapers. Here you go."

[Lawdog1521]

I get self-conscience. What if he started pointing out to other people I bought the 12 roll pack of toilet paper and people start looking at me because it turns out I poop too much?

There's too much anger and anxiety at the supermarket.

[bigmf]

Lawdog poops too much.

[Lawdog1521]

It was a hypothetical!

[bigmf]

Serial-pooper.

[Lawdog1521]

The paper towels were cheaper than the toilet paper.

I may just switch to paper towels.