What Are You Doing RIGHT NOW? Part ELEVEN: Through the Wormhole...

[bigmf]

It's an orangutan.

[Witticus]

FREEEEEEEeee WiiLLLAAAaaaAAYYYYyyy!!!!!!!

[Lawdog1521]

I've never seen those movies but me and my old girlfriend did meet Keiko,the whale that played Willy. He was at the Portland aquarium. When we went in, they told us, "Keiko only performs when Keiko wants to perform."

So I commented that Keiko was an unprofessional bastard. My comment was met with silence.

[Witticus]

Some friends of mine once threw a couple ripped up t shirts in the giant shark tank at Sea World.

[Lawdog1521]

I have a history if "incidents" on tours. When touring the Winchester House the tour guide was answering questions by one of the other tourist. The guy was asking about various glass and window panes. He said something like, "That's really interesting. The light goes through it but you can't see through it."

I said, " It's called opaque."

The guide and the guy looked at me like I'd just ate a baby.

[grumblevolcano]

Oops, I still haven't played "Silent Lucidity" and "Got You (Where I Want You)" yet. It'll have to wait until Friday morning.

[Munnchy]

Why is that an oops moment? So you forgot to play them, it happens

... You should go right ahead and play the flys song though... Like now!

[MagicMurderBag7]

You make me wanna la la

[Witticus]

I have a history if "incidents" on tours. When touring the Winchester House the tour guide was answering questions by one of the other tourist. The guy was asking about various glass and window panes. He said something like, "That's really interesting. The light goes through it but you can't see through it."

I said, " It's called opaque."

The guide and the guy looked at me like I'd just ate a baby.

That's f***ing great!!! I would have done the same thing.

I was at Disney MGM Studios with some friends and they have a film set over there you can walk around. There's a fake subway station that goes about 10 steps and then stops about 5 feet down. There were like 8 of us where we'd run down the stairs yelling "Oh my god the subway rides open!!!" Trying to see how many people would follow us down there. We did that about 5 times during the day there and on the final one we got to the top of the stairs and there was this guy in a wheel chair going "Haha very funny!!! You guys are so FUNNY!!! That's funny guys, its Funny!!!"

To this day I still feel like a dick.

[jimmychou]

Watching Wanderlust. Pretty crappy so far.