No! Don't anger the Deli Llama! He's all I have!
Erotic instruction manuals. Why just put together cheap furniture and home entertainment systems the old fashioned way when you can put them together while enjoying quality erotic literature?
1. Slowly guide tab A into slot A... quivering softly with anticipation.
2. Apologize heavily while partner laughs.
I paint, in first person, really fast! http://youtu.be/-CKIWln3gog
There is no Rock Band Mafia.
3. Program the remote to record your favorite sex every week at the same time
Face it bro, my divinity is unassailable
3b. Pick up self-esteem left in puddle on floor near incomplete nightstand furniture piece and head home ashamed.
Lawdog - "That may be the dirtiest thing anyone has ever said on here."
I'm sad damn it.
MMB console me.
"Stm is cool." -gurl
"STM is supersexyguy" -Jibs