I wish I could remember what I said that made Lawdog make the comment in my signature. It was probably tame compared to other things I've read in here.
Lawdog - "That may be the dirtiest thing anyone has ever said on here."
"Fortunately the forums ping my cell phone when there is an opportunity to discuss Witts junk."-DocSocaelicus
There are two chairs infront of you. One has a pie on it, the other one has a dick on it. You must sit on one and eat the other. What do you choose?
 Katy Perry
 Dream Theater