What Are You Doing RIGHT NOW? Part ELEVEN: Through the Wormhole...

[Witticus]

Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?

Because his Pepsi contract requires him to go to all blue light specials?

[Lawdog1521]

It should be, "Because he heard little boys pants are half off."


What did the woman at the beach say to Michael Jackson?

[www1221]

Nothing because no one wants to talk to kiddy diddlers

[MagicMurderBag7]

I don't grave my crotch, I'm not a necrophile.


For that, MMB, you can sit on it.

No response. And damn you for catching that auto-correct related error.

[Lawdog1521]

"Pardon me, you're in my son"

What's the difference between a pimple and Michael Jackson?

[MagicMurderBag7]

A pimple is white on the inside.

[Lawdog1521]

A pimple doesn't come on your face until you're fourteen.

[Lawdog1521]

Thank you! I'll be here all week, be sure to tip your waitresses!

[dog037]

Damn that one was ribald.

[Witticus]

Guys, I think my wife is psychic. I came out of my workspace and was about to shout, "Gooodbyeee Ruuuby Tuesday!!!" until I saw Kate was trying to cradle one of the girls to sleep. So I then hear my wife start singing "Yesterday don't matter if it's gone." and began humming Ruby Tuesday.

This isn't the first time she's done this either...