It should be, "Because he heard little boys pants are half off."
What did the woman at the beach say to Michael Jackson?
Nothing because no one wants to talk to kiddy diddlers
Witt Witt Witt
Read Dead is a bad video game
"Pardon me, you're in my son"
What's the difference between a pimple and Michael Jackson?
A pimple is white on the inside.
Tubbs has a new home
A pimple doesn't come on your face until you're fourteen.
Thank you! I'll be here all week, be sure to tip your waitresses!
Guys, I think my wife is psychic. I came out of my workspace and was about to shout, "Gooodbyeee Ruuuby Tuesday!!!" until I saw Kate was trying to cradle one of the girls to sleep. So I then hear my wife start singing "Yesterday don't matter if it's gone." and began humming Ruby Tuesday.
This isn't the first time she's done this either...
"Fortunately the forums ping my cell phone when there is an opportunity to discuss Witts junk."-DocSocaelicus