“Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask who in your country you can do.”
“Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask who in your country you can do.”
Having sex with a shemale is like working for a major corporation. When you're at the top, it's great. Once you go down to the mail room it's not as fun.
*overhand smashes ball*
Lawdog - "That may be the dirtiest thing anyone has ever said on here."
Q.What did the fruit tree say to the farmer.
A. Stop picking on me.
What's the scariest animal?
A cari-BOO!!!
"Fortunately the forums ping my cell phone when there is an opportunity to discuss Witts junk."-DocSocaelicus
Why couldn’t the mermaid wear a seashell?
Because she was a d-shell!
What's the saddest animal?
The cari-boo-hoo
"Fortunately the forums ping my cell phone when there is an opportunity to discuss Witts junk."-DocSocaelicus
How did I get back to 5th grade?
Lawdog - "That may be the dirtiest thing anyone has ever said on here."
What's the dumbest animal?
The cari-you!
"Fortunately the forums ping my cell phone when there is an opportunity to discuss Witts junk."-DocSocaelicus