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  1. 02-06-2013 11:15 PM #9131
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    Q: Why is a elephant big, grey, and wrinkley?














    A: Because if it was small, white and hard, it would be aspirin.
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  2. 02-06-2013 11:16 PM #9132
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    Q: Why are golf balls small and white?






    A: Because if they were big and grey, they would be elephants.
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  3. 02-06-2013 11:17 PM #9133
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  4. 02-06-2013 11:17 PM #9134
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    How did the hipster burn his tongue.










    He drank his coffee before it was cool.
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  5. 02-06-2013 11:17 PM #9135
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  6. 02-06-2013 11:17 PM #9136
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    Quote Originally Posted by BachiG View Post
    Q: Why is a elephant big, grey, and wrinkley?


    A: Because if it was small, white and hard, it would be aspirin.
    Well I'm gonna go try to get my wife to take her medicine. Goodnight everyone.
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  7. 02-06-2013 11:18 PM #9137
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    You sit on it, STM!
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  8. 02-06-2013 11:18 PM #9138
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    What sexual position produces the ugliest children.










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  9. 02-06-2013 11:22 PM #9139
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    Quote Originally Posted by nascargo19 View Post
    Why did the semen cross the road?


    Because I put on the wrong socks this morning.
    You've used this one before.
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  10. 02-06-2013 11:22 PM #9140
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    Quote Originally Posted by www1221 View Post
    You've used this one before.
    That's because this isn't the first time this has happened.
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