I know this is Arnie's job to find these news announcements, but dammit this made me think of Ocean Potion and mortality and stuff.
Pa. man gets drive-thru send-off after funeral
Essentially to honor the deceased, the whole funeral brigade went through the drive-thru at a Burger King...
This begs the question, who would you want your loved ones to remember you when the inevitable happens.
Personally I want to be cremated and have my ashes put into making a special paint called No More Payne's Gray.