The 'I Heart Uncyclopedia' Thread

[Xzyliac]

Uncyclopedia, the best Wiki ever, is an unlimited lusty land of lovely sarcastic, sadistic, sex. And if that didn't wet your imagination even a little that's...awkward.

So I decided to make a thread for any and all articles we come over worth reading. I thought it fitting to begin with rock bands and Guitar Hero.

Rock band (not the game)
Guitar Hero

[SoraRikuVGM]

I didn't know anyone else went to Uncyclopedia but me.

[Xzyliac]

I love Uncyclopedia. Google is probably one of my fave entries.

[IbanezBassist_v2]

Off of the GH article under Characters

Herman Li: To unlock this long-haired asian/british insert the whammy bar into your anus and divebomb every song while pinch harmonicing

Made me laugh my ass off for a good 10 minutes.

[Xzyliac]

I LOL'd at least 50 times.

[SoraRikuVGM]

Brock Lesnar and Dead Ni*ger Storage make me lol.

[Xzyliac]

I love the Teen Girl Squad (from the Homestar Runner site) reference. She Likes Fabrick.

[Xzyliac]

You are so unluckly if Pamela Anderson had triplets you would be the one bottle fed.

Why didn't I ever read this?

[Julio-Claudius]

Encyclopedia Dramatica is beter. And that's pretty sad, considering that it's run and edited by /b/tards