Okay, new game. So, in this thread a person makes a wish. the poster after them grants their wish, but twists it. After granting a wish, they also put what their wish is. and the following poster grants it, and yada yada. the cycle continues.
EXAMPLE: I wish for a red bike.
Granted: You now have a red bike, it also has no wheels and is useless.
Got it? Good.