the Band Pun Thread! BTW, vote in the BOTB finale Fri. June 13th! HoR forums!

[next jimmy page]

i got the idea from the BOTD hype thread. what you do is...

put a pun on a band from a song, for example!

they SMOKED Boston (Smokin'- Boston [someone's quote])
they made pink floyd RUN LIKE HELL ( Run like Hell- Pink Floyd [ m00p's quote])
they BURNED Deep Purple (Burn- Deep Purple [my quote])

of course, the whole point is to show that Rush and the Beatles beat Boston, Pink Floyd, etc. in the BOTB.

have fun!

NOTE: READ TITLE!!!

[a21schizoidman]

they sent Chuck Berry no particular place to go!
they sent the Beach Boys to their room!
they burnt Zappa's Weeny Sandwich
they unrocked Queen!

[OldFogey]

they made Zappa and the Mothers hurt when they pee!

Umm - you do know Frank died of prostate cancer. This isn't really funny

[a21schizoidman]

Umm - you do know Frank died of prostate cancer. This isn't really funny

yeah, I just realized that (I knew it, but totally spaced about it), but I was basing it off the song Why Does It Hurt When I Pee from Joe's Garage

changed it

[Shredder87]

Umm - you do know Frank died of prostate cancer. This isn't really funny

I'm pretty sure he didn't know that Fogey. I know I didn't. What a crappy way to go. I keep on telling my friend to let me listen to some Zappa. Apparently he had a great sense of humor too.

[OldFogey]

yeah, I just realized that (I knew it, but totally spaced about it), but I was basing it off the song Why Does It Hurt When I Pee from Joe's Garage

changed it

Cool

Not a biggie -- know you didn't mean it bad.

[OldFogey]

I'm pretty sure he didn't know that Fogey. I know I didn't. What a crappy way to go. I keep on telling my friend to let me listen to some Zappa. Apparently he had a great sense of humor too.

You will love Zappa. No doubt. Wickedly funny. One of my favorites:

You know your mouth is your religion
You put your faith in a hole like that

[a21schizoidman]

You will love Zappa. No doubt. Wickedly funny. One of my favorites:

"Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the bible. Who wins?"

"My theory is that music is good, it's the only religion that delivers the goods. And anybody who wants to hear any kind of music is entitled to hear that music because it's good for you – it makes you feel good. If you like it, go for it. Just because I don't like it doesn't mean anything – it's a matter of personal taste."

"When God created Republicans, he gave up on everything else."

"Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny."

"Remember there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over."

"A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians."

"I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful. I just want to tell you somethin' — there's more of us UGLY MOTHER****ERS than you are, hey-y, so watch out."

"The more boring a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive adulation for being good parents — because they have a tame child-creature in their house. "

"Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff."

"All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff."

those are some of my favs.

[Rockbandfan23467]

Enough Zappa quotes:


They Rocked Queen
They Shook Up Elvis
They Crashed STP
They made Iron Maiden Run To The Hills.

[AlliterationAmy]

This thread reminds me of a joke I've heard, although, I'm not sure if I should post it because it deals with the death of a celeb. Idk, if you guys want to hear it, I'll post it.