Best Lyrics

[The_Future_Breed]

Post your favorite lyrics from any song in any genre.

RULE 1: No more than one stanza per song. If you don't know what a stanza is, no more than four lines.

RULE 2: No more than three songs per post. I'd prefer one, but I know it'd tough to choose a favorite.

RULE 3: Follow the above rules or face the wrath of the metal god. Namely, me.

Ok, so let's get this going.

Weezer - Pink Triangle

Everyone's a little *****
Why can't you be a little straight.
I'm dumped, she's a lesbian.
I thought I had found the one.

Spinal Tap - Big Bottom

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My girl's got 'em

The Darkness - Get Your Hands Off My Woman

Get your hands offa my woman motherf***er.
Get your hands offa my woman motherf***er.
Get your hands offa my woman motherf***er.

[Simonious]

Interpol - Roland

My best friend's a butcher, he has 16 knives!
He carries them all over the town, at least he tries!
Oh look it stopped snowing!
My best friend's from Poland, and, um, he has a beard!
But they caught him with his case in a public place, that is what we had feared!

[The_Future_Breed]

Rofl, nice. Now you've made me want to listen to Interpol.

[markmw]

Alice in Chains - Would?:

Into the flood again
Same old trip was back then
So I made a big mistake
Try to see it once my way

[undertow]

Space - Spiders:

And all of this
From a girl who's
Scared of the spiders
And she's scared of the dark
She's scared of the bogeymen in
The park
But if anybody comes near me
I know she'll cut their balls off

Space - Neighborhood

in number 18 there lives a big
butch queen
he's bigger than Tyson and he's twice
as mean
in 666 there lives a Mr. Miller
he's our local vicar and a serial killer

[Rev0lver]

soulja boy- crank that

"supersoak that ho"

[markmw]

Blink-182 - I Miss You:
Don't waste your time on me
You're already the voice inside my head
I miss you



Stone Temple Pilots - Vasoline:
Isn't you, isn't me
Search for things that you can't see
Going blind, out of reach
Somewhere in the vasoline



MCR - I'm Not Okay (I Promise):
For all the dirty looks, the photographs your boyfriend took




Alice in Chains - Would?:
If I would, could you?



Def Leppard - High 'n' Dry (Saturday Night):
I got my whiskey, I got my wine
I got my woman, and this time the lights are going out




Nickelback - Figured You Out:
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard
Just to figure you out



Teh grate-est songs in teh world!!!!

Screw ur rules!!!

[Criss2fur]

Pantera Suicide Note part 1
Cheap cocaine, a dry inhale, the pills that kill and take the pain away
Diet of life, shelter without, the face that cannot see inside yours and mine

[markmw]

iz any1 gonna ***** @ me 4 breaking teh rulez??!!

[Rev0lver]

iz any1 gonna ***** @ me 4 breaking teh rulez??!!

you mean for mentioning nickelback again?