Best Lyrics

[Akaymay]

I'm sorry!! But I just can't help it! These are just the BEST LYRICS EVER!!! Seriously..

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This is the greatest and best song in the world's. . . tribute.

Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,...
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden,
there shined a shiny demon...
in the middle...
of the road.

And he said:
"Play the best song in the world,
or I'll eat your souls (whisper:Souls)."

Well me and Kyle,... we looked at each other,
and we each said...
"Okay."

And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Song in the World,
it was The Best Song in the World.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two,
two and one make three,
It was destiny.

Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
and the grass doth grow oooh

Needless to say,
the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his whippet tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us:
"(snort) BE you angels?"
And we said,
"Nay.
We are but men
rock!!!!"
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahh,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Song in the World, No
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, No.
No!
This is a tribute, oh,
To The Greatest Song in the World,
All right!
It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right!
And it was the best mother ****in' song,
The Greatest Song in the world!

Allllllright!
'Ti Tuga digga tu Gi Friba fligugibu Uh Fligugigbu Uh Di Ei Friba Du Gi Fligu fligugigugi Flilibili Ah
(Bow) (Bow) (Bow) (Ooh) (Bow) (Bi)
Fligu wene mamamana Lucifer!
(Mene) (LUCIFER)!
(guitar solo)
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
anything like this song!

This is just a tribute!
You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there!
Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, ****!
Good God, God lovin' ,
So surprised to find you can't stop me,now.
I'm on fire--
O hallelujah I'm found! Rich mother****er compadre simultaniously: oooh/(Demonic)aaaaah!
All right!
All right!

[JukeBoxHero]

I don't think their the best but they are my favorite lyrics.

Rush-2112
What can this strange device be?
When I touch it, it gives forth a sound
It's got wires that vibrate, and gives music
What can this thing be that I've found?

Kansas-The Pinnacle
I've so much to say, and yet I cannot speak
Come and do my bidding now for I have grown too weak
My weary eyes have seen all that life can give
Come to me, O young one, for you I can forgive

Yes-Roundabout
The music dance and sing
they make the children really ring
I spend the day your
your way.

[Dasuitekilla]

Fool enough to almost be it
Cool enough to not quite see it
Doomed
Pick your pockets full of sorrow
Run away with me tomorrow
June
-Smashing Pumpkins, Mayonaise

[Malison]

Marilyn Manson - Eat Me, Drink Me

In the wasteland
On the way to the Red queen
It's no wonder our stage clothes have dreams to be famous
The trees in the courtyard are painted with blood
So I've heard she hangs her headless upsidedown to drain.


Marilyn Manson - Great Big White World

In space the stars are no nearer
The just glitter like a morgue
And I dreamed I was a spaceman
Burned like a moth in a flame
And our world was so ****ing gone

love Manson.
Malison

[ThePaska]

Can't believe no one did this one yet:

Rush - "Tom Sawyer"

And what you say about his company
Is what you say about society.
Catch the witness, catch the wit,
Catch the spirit, catch the spit.

[tucsonovernite]

Anthony works in the grocery store
Saving his pennies for someday
Mama Leone left a note on the door,
She said Sonny, move out to the country
Cause workin' too hard can give you
a heart attack ak ak ak ak ak!!!

-Billy Joel

He’s in love with rock ‘n’ roll, woah
He’s in love with getting stoned, woah
He’s in love with Janie Jones, woah
He don’t like his boring job no…

-The Clash

Gonna see Miss Brer Foxhole she's got diamonds in her teeth
She is pure gold down underneath
She's a rock and roll singer and a true dead ringer
For something like you ain't never seen

-The Band

[MrBlueShirt]

"The breath on that fat bastard could bring any man to tears
We had our words, a common spat
So I kissed him upside the cranium with that aluminum baseball bat"

"My Name is Mud" - Primus


"**** me, It's gotta be
the Deadhead Chemistry
The blotter got right on top of me
Got me seein' E-mother****in'-T!"

"Rosetta Stoned"- Tool


"Emptiness is loneliness
And loneliness is cleanliness
And cleanliness is godliness
And God is empty just like me"

"Zero" - Smashing Pumpkins



Thats the "right now" lyrics of the moment. I'm sure it would be different next week.

[Mournblade77]

When Im out walking I strut my stuff yeah Im so strung out
Im high as a kite I just might stop to check you out
Let me go on like I blister in the sun
Let me go on big hands I know your the one

Blister in the Sun - The Violent Femmes


i am the reason
for your missing child
they might be home
but there's no trace
under your pillow
i have left a spine
oh the things we do
when you're away
i saw the message
that you wrote in the sand
dismembered hints that carve away
the anesthetic of your gospel said
put a muzzle on the lamb
put a muzzle on the lamb

Day of the Baphomets - The Mars Volta




One day youre thinking that maybe youre feeling better
And youre probably an ok person, if only you had a job...
Through the hollow tombs can see them
Through their mouths I can hear them praying for pain
But its only a game

As the Worm Turns - Faith No More

[assmonkey]

Theres a shadow just behind me. shrouding every step I take.
Making every promise empty. pointing every finger at me.
Waiting like a stalking butler, who upon the finger rests.
Murder now the path of must we, just because the son has come.

Jesus, wont you ****ing whistle. something but the past and done.

Why cant we not be sober? I just want to start this over.
Why cant we drink forever? I just want to start this over.

I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you. trust in me and fall as well.
I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave.
I will work to elevate you, just enough to bring you down.

Mother mary, wont you whisper. something but the past is done.

Why cant we not be sober? I just want to start this over.
Why cant we sleep forever? I just want to start this over.

I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you. trust in me and fall as well.
I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave.
Trust me. trust me. trust me. trust me. trust me.

Why cant we not be sober. I just want to start things over.
Why cant we sleep forever. I just want to start this over.

I want what I want...
I want what I want...
I want what I want...
I want what I want...


TOOL - SOBER
Great F$@%ing lyrics

[tucsonovernite]

I was sittin' home alone one night in L.A.,
Watchin' old Cronkite on the seven o'clock news.
It seems there was an earthquake that
Left nothin' but a Panama hat
And a pair of old Greek shoes.
Didn't seem like much was happenin',
So I turned it off and went to grab another beer.
Seems like every time you turn around
There's another hard-luck story that you're gonna hear
And there's really nothin' anyone can say
And I never did plan to go anyway
To Black Diamond Bay.

bob dylan