Step one: Visit the Internet Anagram Server at http://wordsmith.org/anagram/ and enter your screen name. Click "Get anagrams."
Step two: Post the best three results. For extra lulz, link results to a picture found on Google Image Search.
Step three: Profit!
In my case, treating S1ckH4nds as "SickHands" for the purposes of this experiment, the server yields:
- Snack Dish
- Sand Hicks (must have thought it said "sand ticks", i guess)
- Shank Disc
What have you got?