The Secret Life of Apples

[Apples]

This thread actually started inside of another thread. But the topic evolved and turned interesting, so I am separating the posts out so the story can develop unhindered by the original topic.

I'm also removing some of the "idle" posting from the middle so people can actually find the pieces of the story easier. Feel free to continue to comment of course, its just a little housekeeping.

[dady5000]

I'm not going to specify too much, so I don't give anyone of a trolling persuasion ideas.

Oh cmon!




At least give us a hint in your next teasing Friday post.

"The secret Life of Apples"

or

"The story of how the Apples were picked"

[frizzy_bj]

Oh cmon!




At least give us a hint in your next teasing Friday post.

"The secret Life of Apples"

or

"The story of how the Apples were picked"

LOL!

Yes. We are dying to know!

[Apples]

LOL!

Yes. We are dying to know!

I could tell you, but then I'd have to ban you.

(And then I'd have to ban myself for derailing this thread even further. )

[frizzy_bj]

I could tell you, but then I'd have to ban you. And then I'd have to ban myself for derailing this thread even further.

It would so be worth the ban!

[Apples]

The secret life of Apples! (Part 1)


(cue 007 James Bond theme!)

A dashing young mod strides confidently into the general forum.

"I'll have another Guitar Hero 4 topic... shaken, not stirred."

Apples eyes the dreamy brunette across the room, knowing full well she's ready to troll his topic. She approaches... "is that a ban hammer in your pocket, or are you happy to see me... Mr. Apples?"


To be continued...

[frizzy_bj]

The secret life of Apples! (cue 007 James Bond theme!)


A dashing young mod strides confidently into the general forum.

"I'll have another Guitar Hero 4 topic... shaken, not stirred."

Apples eyes the dreamy brunette across the room, knowing full well she's ready to troll his topic. She approaches... "is that a ban hammer in your pocket, or are you happy to see me... Mr. Apples?"


To be continued...

You win the internet, Apples.

Now where is that precious, precious ban. Be gentle.

[Apples]

The Secret Life of Apples, Part 2


Apples gazed intently into the raven eyes of his brunette accomplice.

"You're here to troll this thread, aren't you?"

The mysterious vixen turned away, her plot discovered. Apples touched her cheek. He pulled her slowly into a romantic kiss. Their hearts a flutter as two avatars passing in the night. She stepped back.

"Apples, your mission is dangerous. You've got people posting song requests outside of the Ultimate Setlist forum. And they've got henchmen that don't know how to use the search function."

Surveying the board, Apples knew that he had walked into a trap. Forum go'ers shuffled into nearby threads, trolling them with hatred for Fall Out Boy and Nickelback. A lead henchman approached Apples.

"Mr. Apples, I presume. We've been expecting you."




Stay tuned...

[hmxhenry]

Posting in an epic thread.

[Der_Lex]

Posting in an epic thread.

This probably counts as spam, but I just read in an article that my main job isn't to delete that kind of stuff. But consider yourself warned, young man

Also, in before my own ban