I understand the certain 7 words used in a George Carlin bit can't be used as well as other profanity. That's fine. Now let's figure out some other things.
My wife made a band called "Stinkfoot" in honor of our cat who had an infected cut on his foot. (All fine now!) So, I'm guessing the word "Stink" is the equivalent of $%#& and *&^#$#$ now?
Made a Goth band called "The Hellfire Club." Not classy. Why? Is someone afraid of annoying pyromaniacs? Is someone afraid of religious types burning HMX in effigy? (In hellfire, natch!)
So, people, let's have some examples of band names you tried to use that weren't classy enough for whatever 19th century moralist is in charge of parsing them? (Avoid cussing.)