The Master was great. While I was waiting to take a piss in the overcrowded toilet room, I caught a discussion.
"- How did you like it?
- Hum... it was pretentious."
... Pretentious? What does that mean? Did the movie pretend to be something it isn't? People suck and they just say that because they didn't get it or appreciate it. Just say that, next time. "I didn't appreciate it. I don't like cinema, I just like to be entertained by a conventional and predictable narrative ... Except the end. I like punch endings." (or do like Ebert, word your disappreciation of The Master with some intelligence)
It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now.
It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now.
Done with the first Twilight movie. Its bad. Bella is a dumb **** and everyone else is creepy level 100. It takes Bella an hour to find out that the Cullens are vampires and she accepts that right away. The family also has no problem with some chick knowing their biggest secret. The end "fight" was completely anticlimactic and SUPER boring.
ONLY THREE LEFT!
Witt Witt Witt
Read Dead is a bad video game
Twilight: Breaking Wind
Me singing (bass): http://soundcloud.com/bclewis/mr-bass-man
Number two done. I didnt think it was possible for Bella to get any dumber but it happens. 2nd one was a bit better than the first but still pretty bad. These movies are so boring is crazy. Im not looking forward to Breaking Dawn Part 1 as that is supposed to be the boring part of the last book and I cant stand boring anymore!
2 MORE LEFT!
Witt Witt Witt
Read Dead is a bad video game