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Well, I'm feeling pretty 11 (One of you in particular knows what that means). But at the same time I'm feeling a little 3 as well (Gotta end sometime). To all you playas and playettes out there, remember, having a heart is better than having props. People respect you more in the end.

Anyhoo, we're approaching the finish line now, here at HMX. It's been a wild ride, but I'm feeling pretty good about our little game. I'm sure you guys have been drowning in the media wave that has been sweeping the outertubes (while I'm sure some of you STILL want more. "We want more song announcements!") But rest easy, ALL will be revealed soon....or someday....whichever comes first.

So, if any of you have been following GC. You probably know a bit more about song selection and various media opinions. Seems like people are really having fun when they play...which is awesome...for you...and us. Also, if you guys tunneled into PAX, you may have seen the uber-sexy Sean, AND if you're lucky, he may have sweat on you. NEVER wash that shirt again. Ebay.

So, remember that tattoo idea I was askin' for? Any progress on you guys' side? This skin ain't gettin' any tighter. And I got the need for needles.

Geof Darrow RULEZ by the way. I've known this for awhile now, but reading Big Guy (thnx Noah) made me realize it all over again. Need me a Shaolin Cowboy all inclusive paperback.

Also, I like exploding sharks.

Sasquatch King, out. 

Monday, August 27, 2007

I dreamed that I was in a movie theater with a foxy lady. Her boyfriend runs
into the movie theater right as I'm getting cozy, and starts yelling at me.
"What are you doing?! That's my f*cking girlfriend, man!"

I feel quite unnerved.

So I try to calm him down, and he runs at me in the lobby. Somehow I have
the presence of mind to grab him, mid-charge, and drop him into a Zangief
flying piledriver. 

His head hit the ground with a sickening crack. Too real for my tastes.
Blood starts pouring out of his head. I look around frantically for help....I
wake up.

That was the first time I actually felt remorse about killing someone in my
dreams. Suppose dreams are an alternate life, and somewhere, in some universe,
I killed a man. Somewhere a mother weeps.

I feel like singing Queen.

I'm also convinced that, a few years ago, I dreamed the XBox and the
Dreamcast before they ever even came out. However I also flew above E3 and
killed evil fem-bots with the dumbest looking flying device I've ever seen. I
also slid under a toll booth mechanical arm. That was cool.

Oh yeah, Bioshock. Don't look for me when it comes out. I will be in my
room; alone, stinky, causing concern in my family and friends, pasty, possibly
self-soiled, and filled with giddy glee. That is all.

Sasquatch King. Fading... 

Monday, August 20, 2007

Ok, so I've been holding off getting a tattoo for a while now. I really want
wings for my back, but not those pretty feathery wings. I want those harsh,
leathery, tattered wings, with bones protruding out of them. I've thought about
it for a while and I think I want them to extend down the length of my back.

Only problem is, I need an artist to draw some wings for me. I've asked a
couple people around here, but everyone's so busy all the time, or screaming
"Get away from me, you abomination!". So, if any of you are sick
artists out there, if you want, send me some art ideas, and if I dig it, I'll
let it live on my person for all eternity (or at least until my zombie flesh
rots off the bone).

Was at the Enormous room, with some of the NY Apple crowd this weekend.
Pretty fun time. But sometimes Boston
can look so lame next to NY; "whadaya mean the place closes at 2?!"
Still love B-Town though. 

Um, girls are crazy. Not all of em. Not all of the time. Just all of em,
most of the time. No offense. *I hope some of you are saying "None
taken".

Any of you guys seen "Late night gaming with Sadie", on youtube?
For some reason, I am drawn into watching it. I saw the infection one, and even
though I wanted to tear my furry ears off, I ended up looking at her space
channel 5 one too! What the hell is wrong with me?! It's like that time I got
hooked on "Pretty Intense Japanese Lessons". I need some kind of
youtube cattle prod.

The Angry "videogame" nerd, made a short horror film called
"The Deader, The Better". I've seen his other horror stuff, and this
is definitely a step in the right direction. Had a really cool "Bad
Taste" vibe to it. Check it out if you have the time and bandwidth.

Send me art, people!

Sasquatch King, out. 

Monday, August 13, 2007

O.K. What the hell is going on?!

 GTA 4 gets delayed....

 Everyone starts freakin out about the RE5 trailer. I swear I didn't start this guys. I was totally joking. But I am kinda proud that (as far as I know), I was the first to bring the issue to light. But seriously, people need to relax. We've been playing as, and whooping on numerous races for ages. In fact if anyone should be pissed, it should be aliens. They get an unfair wrap.

Anyhoo.... 

 Saw the Simpsons episode. It was an episode. It felt very episodic. Is there a movie out?

Sam n Max is still awesome, if not just a tad bit less funny. Now where's my Full Throttle remake? (just don't make it anything but point and click, pleeeeeeze, no freakin sandbox game, no 3rd person shooter, no turn based combat, no FPS; y'know what? just don't make it) 

 We've been playing basketball around here after work on certain days, and lemme tell you, its great. Lots of fun, some guys got mad hustle, and its preventing me from becoming a huge, dumply piggy (ladies love the piggy). If you're around, and you see some guys playing badly on a court; holler!

Sasquatch King, out.

Monday, August 6, 2007

Well yeah, if anyone reads this then you would have realized that I was absent from the blogorealm, last week. Yeah, I ain't sorry. Between the move and my computer crapping out for hours at a time, I was lucky to even log in long enough to read a line of text. Anyway, I'm back in business now.

SO! What to yammer on about? Haven't seen the Simpsons movie yet, but I'm hoping that its gonna be great, even though the Simpsons have taken a sharp decline in quality ever since 2003. Spiderpig cracked me up in the trailer.

I heard that there was another party at the Cook's (formal attire et al) but unfortunately I couldn't attend.

Leo got a nerf shotgun. I've already shot 2 people in the ass, and have ordered my own 10 dart affair for future use. If I  get fired, you'll know why. I hope some kind of nerf war breaks out near the end of crunch (been dying to do a shooting roll).

Rock Band keeps looking better and better, but you probably already knew that.

Resident Evil 5 is the official 'minority killing game'. I mean just look at that trailer! He just waltzes into the village, plugs a fishmonger and all hell breaks loose. I'd try to stab you with a pitchfork too if you just rolled into my crib and plugged my roommate. 

Went to an Eek-a-Mouse show a couple weeks ago. Not sure if any of you know who this guy is, but he's a classic reggae/dub artist, and you should probably educate yourself. He has pretty much the illest voice in reggae.

Oh yeah, one more thing, CHOCOLATE RAIN!!! 

Sasquatch King, out. 

Monday, July 30, 2007